Welcome! to the home of the Kid Chimney and the Thrash Jazz Assassins, a colloidal suspension of semi-volatile musicians connected via symmetry-governed electrostatic interactions. The group formed spontaneously in the fall of 2011 following an impromptu set, where electrodelic percussionist Kid Chimney joined forces with bassist Mick Nulder and guitarist Greg of the famed A Crunchy Dinosaur collective. An energy was experienced by all those present, and it was good. The ranks were soon bolstered by vocalist/multi-instrumentalist/scholar Tit Hoosjien, and it was on that day the the world shook violently, for Kid Chimney and the Thrash Jazz Assassins was born.

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Saturday, July 28, 2012

We Are Once Again Kid Chimney & The Thrash Jazz Assassins!

Hey everybody (aka Mick, Greg)!

We are pleased to inform you that we, as a band, have made the executive decision to change our band name back to:

Kid Chimney & The Thrash Jazz Assassins

Considering the group is an evolution of the A Crunchy Dinosaur collective, we are rooted in that history.  It is a history to which we would like to remain faithful.  Therefore our official, unabridged band name will be one in the traditional A Crunchy Dinosaur fashion:

A Crunchy Dinosaur Presents: 
Kid Chimney & The Thrash Jazz Assassins
a Chimney Beats production 
in association with Ottoman Empire Records
Copyright 2012, USA.

For the sake of maintaining our sanity, however, we we go by the much shorter version of the name, which is already fairly long relative to most band names.  Self indulgent, anyone?

Thursday, May 10, 2012

Hey guys, we're looking for show opportunities.  I think summer is fun for music. Yay.  We'll make a deal: we tell you when we have a show, you tell us when there may be an opportunity for a show. Deal.

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Show!

Prepare yourself for the onslaught that is A Crunchy Dinosaur/The Fart Brothers/The Thrash-Jazz Assassins, for they will come upon the eve of this Friday, April 6.  Inquire within for details

Sunday, March 25, 2012

Tentative upcoming "show"

Hey people! It's sounding like there might be a show around the corner.  The tentative date is April 7 at an as-yet-to-be-disclosed location in south Philly.  We're going to attack this show from a different angle, so prepare to be perplexed and hopefully dance.

Sunday, March 11, 2012

No updates... : / ...

Well... still no updates on this front.  Making some tweaks to the page is good for now, as music shall be on the way soon.  If not some new material, maybe we can spruce up some older stuff for the die-hards out there.  Cheers.

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

O, Hai!

On remote jungle island, we were attacked by radioactive velociraptors, and gained the ability to rock.